Raising a Dog is Better than Palace Fight Chapter 29

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    Ten days have passed since the Qianqing Palace was stolen, and Lord Luo, the former Admiral of the Nine Sects, has not even caught the slightest hint of it, let alone arrested anyone. He was originally the emperor's confidant, and he thought that the emperor would give him a few more days of grace, but he didn't expect that as soon as the deadline came, the emperor would change his position and order him to shut up for half a year.

　　The Admiral of the Nine Sects is a first-grade military general who is responsible for the defense of the entire capital. He has high rank and great power, and is a very enviable position. After a series of overt and covert fights between the two factions, Shen Taishi and Li Xiang, this position fell to the former Xi'an General Rong. Mr. Rong is Li Xiang's brother-in-law and married the sister of Li Xiang's wife. The defense of Gyeonggi Province has fallen into the hands of Prime Minister Li, and Grand Master Shen has a bad move.

　　Although Meng Sangyu does not leave the palace all day long, the Meng family's connections are not bad. Whether it is news from the court or the harem, she is always the first to know, and she also lets Abao hear it.

　　Although it was expected that the defense of the capital was lost, Emperor Wu of Zhou was still furious and secretly rejoiced. It is better to fall into the hands of Prime Minister Li than to fall into the hands of Grand Master Shen. After seizing the position of Admiral of the Nine Sects, there are still Yulin Army and Forbidden Dragon Guard that need to be controlled in order to completely free themselves. These two people still have several fierce battles to fight!

　　Although he knew that the two factions were still in trouble, Emperor Wu of Zhou did not dare to delay any longer. He had to get in touch with Yan Junwei immediately and return to his physical body, otherwise the situation would be difficult to deal with.

　　On this day, while Meng Sangyu was taking a nap, while Bishui, Yincui, and Nanny Feng were hiding in the side room of the side hall chatting, he quickly slipped into the study, jumped on the stool, then climbed on the desk, pulled out a piece of rice paper and prepared it. Leave a letter to Yan Junwei.

　　After thinking about it for a long time, he wrote on the paper: Zi Heng, please ask an eminent monk to summon the soul for me, and then send someone to protect Concubine De. If I can't wake up, I will send Concubine De to Duke Meng safely and send her payment to Hanhai.

　　Zi Heng and Han Hai were the names given to them by the late emperor. No one else knew about them except the late emperor and themselves. With such a title, Yan Junwei will definitely take it seriously. While he was thinking, he tried his best to control his fleshy claws and try to write the words well. It's a pity that Abao's brain capacity is not enough, and his little claws are not as good as a writing brush. He writes a few words in a crooked way, and the more complicated strokes are smeared into ink balls, which really doesn't look like it.

　　After writing several pieces of paper, he finally came up with a decent finished product. Emperor Wu of Zhou quickly folded the paper with his paws and put it into the front pocket of his little coat. Fortunately, Sang Yu treated him as a human being and took the trouble to sew clothes for him. Otherwise, there would be no place to hide the note. He would just put it in his mouth and it would immediately become wet with saliva, smearing the handwriting and making it useless.

　　He put the rest of the waste paper into the pen washer filled with water and watched as the words on it were soaked by the water and smeared into shapeless ink stains. Then he jumped off the stool and left with peace of mind.

　　The nearest entrance to the secret passage is in the Imperial Garden, seven or eight hundred meters away from Bixiao Palace. Because his body was much stronger than before and he was wearing an imperial dog tag around his neck, Emperor Wu of Zhou had a smooth journey. Seeing no one around, he slipped into a rockery. The culvert in the rockery was deep and dark. When he reached the end, he fiddled with a pebble on the ground with his fleshy paws. The mechanism that usually can be opened with just a light step now took a full quarter of an hour to open.

　　Emperor Zhou Wu shook off his sore paws and quickly entered the slowly opening tunnel.

　　The temperature in the tunnel was extremely low, and gusts of cold wind blew past us, bringing a biting chill. Thick white mist sprayed out from the tip of his nose. Emperor Wu of Zhou shivered and was once again grateful that Sang Yu had given him a small coat to keep out the cold. Thinking of Sangyu, a warm feeling rose from the top of his heart. Emperor Wu of Zhou calmed down and walked a few steps close to the wall of the tunnel. As he walked, he looked for the grooves used by the secret guards to collect intelligence and transmit information.

　　This kind of groove is embedded in the brick joints of the wall. As long as the collected intelligence or the information that needs to be transmitted is stuffed into it, the air flow in the groove will sweep the paper away and fall into the small box at the end of the mechanism. Only Yan Junwei has the key to this small box. He will open it regularly every day, sort out the information, and then select important information to report to himself.

　　Now that he is in a coma, he only hopes that Yan Junwei can still retain this habit. While thinking about it, Emperor Zhou Wu's fleshy claws found a small groove at the bottom of the wall. A faint cool breeze came out of the groove, and the strong force caused his fleshy claws to ache. This is it!

　　Emperor Wu of Zhou's eyes lit up, he pulled out the note from his small coat, trampled it into a thin roll, and stuffed it into the groove. As soon as one end was inserted, the strong wind in the groove swept away the entire paper with a hiss.

　　I wonder if the roll is broken? It’s so inconvenient to have no hands! Emperor Zhou Wu stood there, shook his head, and ran back along the original road. People generally only pay attention to the places that are at eye level with themselves, and the two places most easily ignored are the head and feet. Because of this consideration, the mechanisms in secret passages are usually placed on the top of the head or on the soles of the feet, making them difficult to find without looking carefully. Emperor Wu of Zhou used to find it troublesome, but now he is somewhat grateful for this design. If all the agencies were located at the same height as people, Abao would never be able to reach them now.

　　He pressed all his body weight on a certain green brick on the ground. When the tunnel entrance opened, he quickly got out and pressed the switch outside to close the tunnel. After making sure that no one was passing by outside the rockery, he quickly got out and ran towards Bixiao Palace.

　　This series of actions took at least half an hour. Sang Yu was about to wake up. She would be anxious if she couldn't see herself. Emperor Wu of Zhou returned home like an arrow.

　　He hurriedly ran into the Bixiao Palace. Bishui and others were still chatting in the ear room, but they did not notice that he was missing. Emperor Zhou Wu breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ran towards Meng Sangyu's bedroom. He climbed over the threshold and ran to the couch in a few steps. Seeing Meng Sangyu sleeping soundly with a calm look on his face, he smiled slightly, put his little paws on the edge of the bed and was about to climb into her arms.

　　Seeing the dirty paws reflected on the dark purple sheets, he froze and stopped quickly. Unfortunately, it was already too late. The neat sheets had already left two black plum blossom prints, which looked very dazzling.

　　Emperor Wu of Zhou lowered his head and groaned, and immediately ran towards the side hall. He remembered that there was a pot of tea on the Eight Immortals table in the side hall, which could be used to wash himself. With the help of the stool, he climbed up to the Eight Immortals Table. He opened the lid of the pot with his paws, dipped in tea and washed the ink and dust on his paws, and then licked his exposed down with his tongue, making sure to make himself look clean and tidy. To avoid being disliked by Sang Yu.

　　After licking the fur, he realized what he had done. Oh my God! His majestic Emperor Wu of Zhou was actually licking his hair? ! Just to please the master? He really has become a pet! She was extremely confused, but his licking action didn't stop at all. Sang Yu was still asleep. When she woke up and couldn't see him, she didn't know how worried she would be!

　　"Ah Bao is here, playing with water on the table! Go and tell the queen, tell her not to worry." Outside the hall, Yin Cui poked her head in and saw Ah Bao on the table, her nervous expression relaxed, and she looked at the person on the other side. Bishui shouted.

　　Bishui agreed and ran back to report the situation to his master. It seemed that Meng Sangyu had woken up.

　　Emperor Wu of Zhou slumped his shoulders and felt very depressed. After all, he couldn't get back into Sang Yu's arms before she woke up, which made her worry again.

　　"What are you doing, Bao?" Yin Cui walked to the table and asked with a smile. When she saw the dark tea and Bao's mess, she raised her eyebrows in surprise, "Bao, you are a bad guy, you sneaked out to play again. ! Look how dirty you are! The little cotton-padded jacket you just put on has turned gray! Come on, I will take you to take a bath and then send you to see the empress!"

　　As soon as she finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to hug A Bao on the table.

　　Emperor Wu of Zhou was not used to being held in the arms of a woman for a long time, which was detrimental to his emperor's dignity. Of course, Sang Yu was an exception. He avoided Yin Cui's hand, jumped off the table, ran to the door and waited.

　　Yincui shook her head funny and took Abao to take a bath.

　　In the bedroom, after hearing the message from Yin Cui, asked by the little palace maid, Meng Sangyu pointed at his bed sheets in a funny manner, "A Bao, this ghost, thinks I don't know that he has sneaked out. Look, this is the evidence! I don’t know what he has done, but his claws are so black..."

　　Bishui looked at the two small black paw prints and smiled softly.

　　Nanny Feng was helpless and funny, so she hurriedly called a few maids to change the master's sheets.

　　Meng Sangyu turned to sit on the soft couch by the window and saw that the ground in the hall was burning very hot, making his whole body weak with the heat. She took off the hairpin on her head, loosened her black hair, took off her robe, pointed to a crystal bottle on the dressing table, and said lazily, "It's been a long time since I've relaxed my muscles and bones. Bishui massage me well, hard." point."

　　"Yes." Bishui promised with a smile. He washed his hands carefully, unscrewed the cap of the crystal bottle, poured the rose essential oil inside into his palms to warm it. Seeing that his master had stripped naked, he walked over and massaged her whitened skin. .

　　Aunt Feng quickly walked to the window and closed the window tightly to prevent the cold wind from blowing in and blowing her master.

　　Two-quarters of an hour later, Ah Bao was washed clean, his hair was dried with a handkerchief, he changed into new clothes, and ran towards the bedroom in a hurry, followed by Yin Cui, who was panting. When he ran closer, he saw the dormitory with closed doors and windows. He was suspicious for a while, but when he heard the moans coming from inside, his whole body became stiff.

　　The sound was so ambiguous and thought-provoking that he couldn't help but think about it. Who is inside? Who made Sang Yu make such a charming moan? His black eyes were stained with cold murderous intent, his nose wrinkled, and a ferocious roar brewed in his throat.

　　"Empress, is this strong enough?" Bishui asked in a low voice.

　　"Try harder! Well, well...that's it, so comfortable!" Meng Sangyu's hoarse voice couldn't hide the joy.

　　Mulberry and clear water? Mirror grinding? No wonder she dismisses me! No wonder she treats Bi Shui and Yincui so special! I see! I didn’t expect that my love rival would be a woman! Jealousy burned in his heart, and Emperor Zhou Wu almost lost his mind. He barked and ran to the door, scratching at the door frantically.

　　"Hey, here we come, don't call me little ancestor, your voice is not healed yet!" Aunt Feng heard the noise and quickly opened the door. Abao flashed in like a cannonball and rushed towards the soft couch. When he saw the scene inside, he was dumbfounded.

　　I saw the woman stripped naked and lying on the bed, her round hemisphere squeezed into an extremely charming shape by the mattress, her graceful back, straight and plump buttocks, straight and slender legs, every part of her body was... They are all like God's most meticulous masterpieces, displaying the softness and charm of women to the fullest.

　　Bishui stood beside the couch and was massaging this perfect body. A strong floral fragrance hit her face, making her dizzy. The white skin was stained with a layer of oil and emitted a glimmer of light, attracting the attention of others like a magnet.

　　The picture is indeed beautiful, but it is not what I imagined. The rage burning in Emperor Zhou Wu's heart suddenly went out, and he stood blankly by the couch with his mouth wide open, drool dripping from the corner of his mouth and forming a small puddle.

　　"Pfft~" Meng Sangyu smiled, stretched out his hand to tickle Abao's open jaw, and said jokingly, "What are you looking at? Look at you, you're so stupid, your saliva is dripping out! Little pervert!"

　　My cheeks instantly turned red, and if I stayed any longer, my hair would be on fire! Emperor Zhou Wu whimpered, twisted his buttocks, and ran out of the palace in a hurry. Meng Sangyu's silvery laughter came from behind, urging him to disappear quickly. What a shame! The woman who looked at her drooled at the sight! Oh my God! Please quickly bring me back to life! Let me give Sangyu a good hug!

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　　The author has something to say: Because the network is not powerful, it takes more than half an hour for the little chrysanthemum to spin to reply to a message, so I will explain it directly here.

　　Many people have great opinions on the male protagonist. I can only say that my original intention of writing this article is to reform the scumbag and teach the dog emperor. He has the common problems that all emperors have: arrogance, selfishness, self-righteousness, and dictatorship. , sentimental. It is precisely because of his scum that this article was born. No matter how scumbag he is in the early stage, he will be very loyal in the later stage, so don't ask me to change the male lead. If I change the male lead, I won't know how to write it.

　　As for the dog emperor’s IQ issue that many people say, this is what I think. The psychological gap between a high and mighty emperor suddenly turning into a beast must be huge. In the palace, any eunuch or maid could trample him to death. Without Sang Yu's protection, he would not survive for a few days. When he meets another concubine, he becomes his master. If he likes it, he will tease her. If he doesn't please or flatter, he will not feed her. If he is in a bad mood, he will prick her with a needle. As a dog, what can he do? Could it be possible to chop off this man's head in a domineering manner? Betrayed by his own woman and mentor, beaten up by his own son and daughter, cuckolded, and struggled on the verge of death several times, if he was not sad and angry at all, not hesitant at all, and could still pass by with a noble and cool smile in the end, then he would It's not the emperor anymore, it's God. In fact, at the end of the day, emperors are human beings too. They grew up pampered and pampered. If their dragon robes were taken off, their rights were taken away, and they were thrown to the bottom of society, their ability to survive would probably be worse than that of ordinary people. It's not that the Dog Emperor doesn't have IQ, he just doesn't have room to exert himself. When he gets his rights back, he won't be as cowardly as he is now. (Okay, I admit, EQ is indeed a bit low, and emperors generally don’t understand love.)

　　In the past few days, I have seen many comments criticizing the Dog Emperor. To be honest, I am really depressed. I suddenly feel a little tired and can’t sleep. Fortunately, there were still many relatives who supported me, so I did not commit suicide. I will definitely work hard to write this article well. The later part will be very sweet and loving. If you want to see the dog emperor suffer misfortune or Sang Yu be happy, it will satisfy you.

　　PS: I have two questions to explain. One is about why Concubine Li Guifei can give birth, but why Sang Yu can't. Concubine Li came to power in order to contain the queen. Li Xiang also gradually came to power in the struggle with the queen's family. He was a civil servant, and his life and death were in the hands of the emperor. The emperor could give Concubine Li an heir to give the Li family something to think about. , prompting them to fight. But Sang Yu was different. Sang Yu's father had millions of troops. He raised his arms and responded, and the emperor couldn't control him at all. He couldn't get rid of him despite internal and external troubles, so he couldn't let Sang Yu have an heir. Give the Meng family further extravagant hopes. Moreover, this is also related to the life experience of the Dog Emperor, which will be mentioned later.

　　Also, regarding the dog emperor having too many children, I think this setting is normal. Which emperor does not have many children? Unless I give Sang Yu a big golden finger, so that the dog emperor will not raise a child until he falls in love with Sang Yu. Or sterile, otherwise there would definitely be children.

　　You asked me to kill a few, and I was about to accuse you of being cruel, cruel, and unreasonable. But I looked back at the manuscript and realized, Emma, ​​I have killed one, maimed another, and two others have been poisoned. Only the eldest prince and the three princesses were left in good condition. Because they were all brushed off, I actually forgot about this incident. As expected, I am still the most cruel, cruel, and unreasonable. I wipe my sweat.

- Extracting MTL from raw by Du Xian'er (Poison❀Fairy) -

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